MC
Mike "Tits mcgee" Plummer
Likes: pretending he has a Boston accent
Dislikes: being called out for his fake Boston accent
guitar
john "sweaty knees" scott
Likes: the Quickie Pickie corner store
Dislikes: Momo the cat
Bass
Patrick "Stinky P" Adamczak
Likes: pondering his orb
Dislikes: getting arrested for things his twin brother did
Drums
Ben "Captain Salami" Jones
Likes: redacted
Dislikes: redacted